here's a riddle for you:
Some are quiet, and some are just loud.
Some are hidden while some are proud.
Some are done shyly, others are bold ones.
There are all sorts of _ _ _ _ _.
_ _ _ _ _ = ?
= FARTS!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
here's another one:
No legs have i to move with,
No nose have i to breathe with,
No life have i to live or die
And yet i do all three
What am i?
Ans: i am fire!
i've got lots more...but i'll save them for the next time... :)
